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vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce


protect littlesightless and blurzog at all costs


i feel bad was that tmi?


Who Are You "Kinda" In Love With?
Anonymous

WELL ‘nony, I appreciate your curiosity. I was dating my best friend for a while, and before that I d a lot of romantic feelings for them but we ended it because we both came to the conclusion we don’t work well together, only as friends. So I’m still dealing with the occasional lingering feelings, the remnants of romantic love. While I still love them so very much in a platonic fashion, sometimes a song comes on, or I see something, and a twinge of romantic love (followed by a sad state of nostalgia) flares up and dies down. So its not bieng in love, but slowly falling out of it. 


coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful


korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

(Source: kaiserneko)


ABOUT ME

► Name ➔ Darla
 Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Most likely
► Are you single ➔ ye
► Are you happy ➔ yeah things are good
► Are you Italian ➔ nah

► Are you German ➔ nah
► Are you Asian ➔ nah

► Are you Irish ➔ hella
► Are your parents still married ➔ nah

TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ cAlifORNIA lovE
► Hair Color ➔ Blonde brown
► Eye Color ➔ blue
► Birthday ➔ oct. 25, ‘96
► Mood ➔ pretty good
 Gender ➔ girl
► Lefty or Righty ➔ left
 Summer or winter ➔ both
► Morning or afternoon ➔ morning

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 
► Are you in love ➔ uhm kindaaa???
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ not rly
 Who ended your last relationship ➔mutual
 Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ yeahhhhh
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ nah

► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ definitely
 Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ probably not?? 
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ yea

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade
► Cats or Dogs ➔ BOTH
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ few besties~
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔fuck that noise sprite
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ night in uwu
► Day or night ➔ night
► IM or Phone ➔ im

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
 Been caught sneaking out ➔ yeahhhh
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ both, numerous times 
 Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ yeeeee
 Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yesssssss
► Prank called a store ➔ nah
► Skipped school ➔ more than i care to admit
► Wanted to disappear ➔ all the time

TEN PREFERENCES 
► Smile or eyes ➔ smile. 
 Light or dark hair ➔ dont curr
 Shorter or Taller ➔ everyone is shorter than me 
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ im attracted to intellegence

► Hook-up or Relationship
 ➔ relationship
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ funny and poor

ABOUT ME

► Last Phone Call ➔  nana

 Last person you hung out with ➔ maddie
► Last thing you ate ➔ applejacks
► Last thing you drank ➔ water
 Last site you went to  ➔fencing class
► Last place you were ➔ fencing?

FAMILY
 Do you and your family get along  ➔ not rly
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ it could definitely be worse, but it was really fucked up in the beginning
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ once
 Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ no


jessicreep:

misssatori:

emotionalhooligan:

Sisters and Cafe Ferrets by itachigumo

oh my goodness please get on my walls as adorable vignettes

Ahhhhh wtf, yes!!!!!


arythusa:

This episode nearly killed me. Just such beautiful and beautifully worded truth about life and relationships and the awkward anxiety of it all?! Ugh! Science.

Cecil and Carlos. Seriously what the hell are they. Those damnable Nightvale writers make it sound so easy to write LGBT representation into genre stories and, oh, I don’t know, maybe it’s easier in radio! But for someone working in animation, their relationship is just this far off beacon of light (above the Arby’s) of what could be (if only those darn StrexCorp execs would stop trying to kill us).


ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..


Hetalia + shine bright like a doitsu.


teaseitgav:

tardistiles:

lohannahmontana:

unshaped:

mrsgavin:

brash-and-bold:

trust-me-imma-doctor:

ichidou:

msgryz:

superwholockedginger:

snail-monger:

I went to public school.

image

i lost it after attempt 510.

Literally me whenever I play any game.

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I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ.

jesus christ how is this almost up to 250k

good work michael

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE!! That is my new catchphrase 

Michael is tumblr famous

this is what started it people arent you proud of me

look at how far we’ve come

i lost it when he started using the checkpoints

I couldn’t stop laughing… just like he can’t stop playing

It’s back :’)

GUYS I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME I SEE IT. THIS WAS MY TICKET INTO ROOSTER TEETH AND I’LL NEVER FORGET IT

rage quit harder than this guy

(Source: kidxforever)


shaburdies:

hang in there joan